So, I lied.
I haven’t been back to Twitter yet. And I’ve only checked it three times. So yes, I lied.
Feel free to punish me with whips. I promise I won’t enjoy it.
Three days into my Twitter break and the withdrawal symptoms are bringing me down hard. I’m finding myself running to my mother’s room, blurting out crudely worded jokes and hovering around for validation (I gave her a sheet of gold stars with specific instructions).
She’s also been instructed to inform me when she repeats a joke to her friends.
This can’t be healthy.
Posted January 29, 2010 at 11:32am
Twitter has become so boring to me.
Tweeting meaningless, stupid jokes when I have so much more going on in my life has become nothing more than a waste of time. So I’ll be taking a break from tweeting, for a few weeks maybe.
Don’t worry though, I’ll still be around to masturbate to your jokes.
@nusku
Explaining because a lot of people are wondering what’s going on. @nusku starred 15,000 tweets in 3 days, agreed to have them removed, said he understood why it was bad, then tweeted this:
And went on from there.
I’ve since put a block on him starring more tweets via Favstar, and stopped his tweets from appearing on the leaderboards.
Posting here simply to be transparent.
Deja vu, anyone?
Posted January 15, 2010 at 11:24am
Reblog if you support gay marriage.
brandydarling:(via madradrian)
I support any marriage, of people, of ideas etc….in fact I believe in the future we will have our first gay divorce…:)
To me, it all comes down to one thing: Love. If you truly love each other, you should have the right before man and God to bond with one another.
Consenting adults? Go for it. It’s not my business. Shouldn’t be the government’s or anyone elses either.
7k will get you the world’s first Sex Robot. Supposedly, it is not about the sex.. it is about the companionship.
I’m sure the three ‘input centers’ make a great companion.
On the condition that she doesn’t purge oil once a month, I might have found a replacement girlfriend.
No, that’s horrible.
Posted January 11, 2010 at 4:48pm
I hit ‘reply’. What a smart ass.
LOL, I know her. She’s lying though, they’re our main method of transport.
Posted January 1, 2010 at 5:18pm
This was my date for the night. Even though she doesn’t tend to laugh at my jokes and crashed out on me this evening (on top of my pillow nonetheless) I love her all the same.
HNY.
Did you get a midnight kiss?
Posted January 1, 2010 at 4:16pm
As my gift to you for the New Year,
expect at least two drunken tweets tomorrow night.
Disclaimer: Will not be funny.
Posted December 31, 2009 at 12:42am
