February 2010
1 post
So, I lied.
I haven’t been back to Twitter yet. And I’ve only checked it three times. So yes, I lied. Feel free to punish me with whips. I promise I won’t enjoy it.
Feb 8th
January 2010
12 posts
Jan 30th
On another note,
I think I’ll swim to Chicago for the tweet-up. What’s 12,000 miles anyway.
Jan 28th
Three days into my Twitter break and the withdrawal symptoms are bringing me down hard. I’m finding myself running to my mother’s room, blurting out crudely worded jokes and hovering around for validation (I gave her a sheet of gold stars with specific instructions). She’s also been instructed to inform me when she repeats a joke to her friends. This can’t be healthy.
Jan 28th
Twitter has become so boring to me.
Tweeting meaningless, stupid jokes when I have so much more going on in my life has become nothing more than a waste of time. So I’ll be taking a break from tweeting, for a few weeks maybe. Don’t worry though, I’ll still be around to masturbate to your jokes.
Jan 26th
2 notes
@nusku
favstar: Explaining because a lot of people are wondering what’s going on. @nusku starred 15,000 tweets in 3 days, agreed to have them removed, said he understood why it was bad, then tweeted this: And went on from there. I’ve since put a block on him starring more tweets via Favstar, and stopped his tweets from appearing on the leaderboards. Posting here simply to be transparent. Deja...
Jan 14th
Reblog if you support gay marriage.
spooky-j: pvaras: stereoforbrains: judyschu: chiclet: anotherangle: mutantmouse: underwatermoonlight: edwardisexcited: robbieiscoolyo: tellmedarling: vegetarianzombie: brandydarling:(via madradrian) I support any marriage, of people, of ideas etc….in fact I believe in the future we will have our first gay divorce…:) To me, it all comes down to one thing: Love....
Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 6th
Jan 1st
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December 2009
18 posts
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
As my gift to you for the New Year,
expect at least two drunken tweets tomorrow night. Disclaimer: Will not be funny.
Dec 30th
These hearts are coming on a little strong
for a simple “like.”
Dec 29th
Rantrantrant.
The professional “comedians” on Twitter seriously need an ego check. A big one. Professionals (and I use that term loosely) only use Twitter for self-promotion, with a small weak joke tossed in to entertain the masses. I’m aware there are some exceptions, but these are rare. Take these two tweets, which according to their (Favstar) star count, are the best each person has to...
Dec 27th
Dec 25th
That's it.
Until I learn to post properly, I’m banning myself from Tumblr.
Dec 20th
Albinos buy white cars with pink hubcaps.
They’re compelled to.
Dec 20th
Albinos buy white cars with pink hubcaps.
They’re compelled to.
Dec 20th
Albinos buy white cars with pink hubcaps.
They’re compelled to.
Dec 20th
Dec 16th
In the past two weeks, I’ve discovered I no longer know funny. Jokes I’d usually laugh at, I no longer do. Scenarios I’d usually make light of, I no longer can. And perhaps worst of all, I seem to have lost my ability to insult others and attack their self-esteem. I have no idea what’s causing this, but it’s really bothering me. It obviously hasn’t affected my...
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
Dec 11th
In which I don't write a thing.
Dec 11th
Gratuitous Paragraph About You Thursday
Because it’s no longer Wednesday here. You guys are so behind the times. I’m eighteen. I live at home. I have no intention of moving in the future. The rent here is cheap. I am currently unemployed. Leaving my last job was a mistake. Employers refuse to give me a chance because my current lack of hair makes me look threatening. Not my words. I like to tweet. I am not funny, but I can...
Dec 9th
In which I get annoyed.
Let me set the scene for my two followers here. I come home, somewhat weary, from bargaining with the unemployment office and applying for several jobs (none of which I’ll get, simply because of two visible piercings and a lack of hair. I know, right) and find my room a mess. And I mean, A MESS. Now granted, that is my fault, but I fail to see this at the time and spew a river of abuse at...
Dec 7th
Mourning musings.
It’s half past three. This is the latest I’ve stayed up in months. Either the loss of Favrd is getting to me, or this is related to the seven cups of coffee I drank earlier.
Dec 6th
Anonymity and the loss of Favrd.
Since no-one knows of this yet, I’ll simply use it as a place to bitch and moan. So, Favrd’s gone. It’s a shame, because aside from the originality it had, my understarred (and for good reason) tweets had a far greater chance of appearing on its leaderboard. Not to mention that it had an air of simplicity to it, I like simplicity. It reminds me of myself and my lack of...
Dec 6th
Well.
Here I am on Tumblr. I’ll mainly use this to follow other accounts, so I don’t have to type their pesky URLs all the time. Plus, I just love bandwagons. So don’t expect much except reblogging to appear on here, this is largely due to the fact that I lack creativity. But I digress… You can stop reading now.
Dec 5th