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@silentangst in disguise.

Three days into my Twitter break and the withdrawal symptoms are bringing me down hard. I’m finding myself running to my mother’s room, blurting out crudely worded jokes and hovering around for validation (I gave her a sheet of gold stars with specific instructions).

She’s also been instructed to inform me when she repeats a joke to her friends.

This can’t be healthy.